If You Can't Make History, Why Not Re-Write It?

So, Obama is in a spiraling down-turn and he decides, if I can't beat 'em, I'll join them somehow. Great. Ok, what is your plan? Fix social security? Naaaa. Encourage the only congress to go this long without a budget to pass one? Naaaaa, election is too close. Let's think real hard. Oh! I know! Why not put narcissistic little tidbits of information that you think you've done or sort-of believe in to add to the Presidential Biographies on the White House web site. Now, if that isn't enough, The White House has made a statement to the uproar that they didn't actually change the biographies, they just put in modern information with links to encourage more browsing of the site. I thought, now bear with me now, that when you added something, that changed it. Oh my. I guess I was wrong! So, when we added amendments to the Constitution, we didn't change it? Hellllo! Apparently, Obama's page isn't getting much attention these days and he feels it is the last hour. I have a better idea: Actually do something that is good for the country!